UBERBAND is the Greatest Rock Band Ever (tm)! Laugh if you will, but the condors of Hell will come flying down on you in the end!
UBERBAND is the house band of Hades. That means that if you fuck up in life, you do our bidding. George W. is currently seperating our M&M's.
UBERBAND is big in Europe. Live with it.
UBERBAND invented air and flew the spaceship that transported trees to Earth. We expect countless blowjobs for these favors.
UBERBAND is better than you.