Posted: Sun. Aug 25, 2013 4:12 AM
I'm a fine exponent of extreme sleeping. Some ignorant folks get this confused with laziness but it's taken me years to perfect my craft. i can power nap whilst i take a shit for christ sakes. Just last week I fell asleep in the shower and woke up at work which was a bit embarrassing because I was still naked and had jizz down my legs.